Natsuo Kirino - Out

Desperation leads one to do strange things; things one would not do under normal circumstances - things one would not even consider. This is the essence of one of the bleakest books I've read this year: Out. Natsuo Kirino's bestseller follows four women working in a bento-box factory, who turn their lives upside down, as circumstance dictates. Yayoi, in a fit of rage, strangles her husband, who was enamoured by a young hostess, and had wasted away all their savings. On realizing that she'd killed him, she contacts Musoko, one of the other factory workers, and asks for her help in disposing off the body.

Musoko instantaneously decides to help, and picks up the body from Yayoi's place. After work that night, she speaks to Yoshie, and convinces her to lend a hand. Yoshie is reluctant, but, when Musuko promises a monetary reward, she concedes. Financial difficulties, and a teenage daughter plus an old mother-in-law to look after means Yoshie can always do with money!

And finally there's Kuniko, a compulsive spender, who needs money to pay off the interest on her loans. Greedy, materialistic and untrustworthy, it's no surprise that Musoko doens't trust her enough to ask her for help outright. However, when she goes over to Musuko's place, to beg her for a loan, Musoko and Yoshie are in the middle of dismembering the body, and they pull Kuniko in.

After cutting the body into tiny pieces, they put the fragments into garbage bags, and decide to leave it around the city - it would be the easiest way to dispose off the body. The three girls take some of the bags each, while Yayoi plays the role of the worried wife.

When a set of bags are discovered in the park, the police suspect Satake, the psychopathic owner of a club and gambling outfit, as Yayoi's husband had gotten into a fight with him on the very evening he was killed. The girls are under the impression that they have pulled it off, and can get away scot-free...

But, old secrets come to light, and the story follows on into a glimpse of Tokyo vice: loan sharks, illegal gambling clubs, prostitution, and the like.

The book is gory, with grotesque screens described vividly: be it the dismemberment of Yayoi's husband, or a rape scene, where the rapist is stabbing the woman and causing her to bleed to death, while raping her. If you have an overactive imagination, or a sensitive tummy, this book isn't for you!

It's also a glimpse into society in Tokyo: about sexism and racism, work ethics and culture, money and vice. The women are lovelorn, their relationships with their husbands have faded into nothing, and the poverty that binds their hands, leads them to make some shocking decisions. It's not a book about friendship - it's a book about desperation, and the choices made subsequently. The ending is as bizarre as it gets, and it's another bloody gruesome picture.

The suspense in the book is limited to: will they be caught? The crime's committed in the opening chapters, and in my opinion, some of the book dragged on. It's not the best book I've read this year, but I was wolfing it down, eager to know what happened next. Some of the writing fell flat, and I personally thought that the translation wasn't great.

Rating: 3.5

Of Being Ill, Home, and Other Random Nightmares...

It's not that I've been neglecting my blog. It's not that I've not been reading. It's just that I'm really ill, with an "upper chest infection". It's not swine flu, which is a good thing... but, it does mean I've been on antibiotics, and in bed, and incapable of doing anything. No TV, no internet, no reading - just being in bed, and feeling sorry for myself. I didn't actually get out of my bed all of Tuesday and Wednesday, but to go to the NHS and have them tell me to take meds. I've been working on a very tight deadline for work, at the moment, and obviously falling ill got in the way of that. So, Tuesday night, I was dreaming that the guys I work with decided to dismember me, toe by toe, finger by finger, and dispose of me as I was being unreliable and irresponsible. So, I'm also taking a small break from thrillers that deal with dismemberment, considering I've been reading the Dexter series, as well as Natsuo Kirino's Out. I don't normally get nightmares, and I've stomached some seriously disturbing books, but, I think being ill makes me a lot more vulnerable, and maybe, at a level, I am actually scared of being cut up and thrown away. It's a totally rational fear...

Anyway, I'm home for a week, and while I try and get well (or the course of antibiotics to run out), I'm keeping these on my bedside table, hoping to finish at least a couple...

Oh, and just because I'm home, I'll be catching up on some Enid Blytons and Roald Dahls as well.

Happy days, despite feeling like a truck's run over me, and all I want to do is crawl into bed and do nothing, but sleep this infection off.

Musing Mondays - Borders' 100 Favorites

This past week, Borders re-released it’s 100 Favourite Books of All Times. Do you vote in these kinds of polls when they arise? Do you look through the list, or seek out books featured?

I do, if I come across the polls. However, I didn't see this poll, hence, nope to this one!

I try and look through the list, and see which ones I'd like to seek out, and which ones I've already read. So, highlighted in blue are the ones I've read, and in red, the ones I intend to seek out:

  1. Jane Austen - Pride & Prejudice
  2. Harper Lee - To Kill A Mockingbird
  3. JRR Tolkien - Lord Of The Rings
  4. Jodi Picoult - My Sister's Keeper
  5. Stephanie Meyer - Twilight Saga
  6. JK Rowling - Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Stone
  7. Audrey Niffenegger - The Time Traveler's Wife
  8. Markus Zusak - The Book Thief
  9. George Orwell - 1984
  10. Raymond E. Feist - Magician
  11. Khaled Hosseini - A Thousand Splendid Suns
  12. Paullina Simons - Bronze Horsemen
  13. Gregory David Roberts - Shantaram
  14. Margaret Mitchell - Gone With The Wind
  15. Bryce Courtenay - Power of One
  16. Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code
  17. Dan Brown - Angels & Demons
  18. Paulo Coelho - The Alchemist
  19. Charlotte Bronte - Jane Eyre
  20. Tim Winton - Cloud Street
  21. Khaled Hosseini - The Kite Runner
  22. Emily Bronte - Wuthering Heights
  23. Arthur Golden - Memoirs of Geisha
  24. LM Montgomery - Anne Of Green Gables
  25. Joseph Heller - Catch-22
  26. Elizabeth Gilbert - Eat Pray Love
  27. Niv Mass Market Bible With Bible Guide - International Bible Society Staff and International Bible Society
  28. JRR Tolkien - The Hobbit
  29. Yann Martel - Life of Pi
  30. AB Facey - Fortunate Life
  31. Douglas Adams - The Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
  32. Lewis Carroll - Alice In Wonderland & Through The Looking Glass
  33. Diana Gabaldon - Cross Stich
  34. Rohinton Mistry - A Fine Balance
  35. David Pelzar - A Child Called It
  36. Li Cunxin - Mao's Last Dancer
  37. John Marsden - Tomorrow, When The War Began
  38. Frank McCourt - Angela's Ashes
  39. Frank Herbert - Dune
  40. JD Salinger - A Catcher In The Rye
  41. F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
  42. Gabriel Garcia Marquez - One Hundred Years Of Solitude
  43. Bryce Courtenay - April Fool's Day
  44. Ken Follet - Pillars Of The Earth
  45. Patrick Suskind - Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer
  46. Matthew Reilly - Ice Station
  47. Carlos Ruiz Zafon - The Shadow Of The Wind
  48. Stephen Hawking - A Brief History Of Time
  49. Christopher Paolini - Eragon
  50. Louisa May Alcott - Little Women
  51. Mitch Albom - Tuesdays With Morrie
  52. Jane Austen - Persuasion
  53. Alice Sebold - The Lovely Bones
  54. Ian McEwan - Atonement
  55. Leo Tolstory - Anna Karenina
  56. George Orwell - Animal Farm
  57. Anthony Burgess - A Clockwork Orange
  58. Antoine de Saint Exupéry - The Little Prince
  59. Roald Dahl - Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
  60. CS Lewis - The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
  61. Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Love In The Time Of Cholera
  62. Bill Bryson - A Short History Of Nearly Everything
  63. Fyodor Dostoevsky - Crime And Punishment
  64. Anthony Bourke - Lion Called Christian
  65. Arundhati Roy - The God Of Small Things
  66. Paullina Simons - Tully
  67. John Grisham - A Time To Kill
  68. John Grogan - Marley & Me
  69. Vikram Seth - A Suitable Boy
  70. Alexandre Dumas - Count Of Monte Cristo
  71. Neil Gaiman - American Gods
  72. Cormac McCarthy - The Road
  73. Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
  74. Brendan Shanahan - In Turkey I Am Beautiful: Between Chaos And Madness In A Strange Land
  75. Tim Winton - Breath
  76. Bryce Courtenay - Jessica
  77. Graeme Base - Animalia
  78. Donna Tartt - The Secret History
  79. Mario Puzo - The Godfather
  80. Anne Rice - Interview With The Vampire
  81. Steig Larrson - The Girl With A Dragon Tattoo
  82. Stephen King - Stand
  83. Helen Fielding - Bridget Jones' Diary
  84. Eckhart Tolle - New Earth
  85. Matthew Reilly - Seven Ancient Wonders
  86. Jung Chang - Wild Swans
  87. Nicholas Sparks - The Notebook
  88. Bret Easton Ellis - American Psycho
  89. David Eddings - Belgariad Vol. 1: Pawn Of Prophecy; Queen Of Sorcery; Magician's Gambit
  90. Louis De Bernieres - Captain Corelli's Mandolin
  91. Melina Marchetta - Looking For Alibrandi
  92. Celia Ahern - PS I Love You
  93. John Irving - A Prayer For Owen Meany
  94. Colleen McCullough - The Thorn Birds
  95. John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy Of Dunces
  96. Terry Pratchett - Good Omens
  97. Hunter S. Thompson - Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
  98. Joanne Harris - Chocolat
  99. William Goldman - Princess Bride
  100. Charles Dickens - Great Expectations

So, I've read 39 of the 100. That's not too bad... What concerns me is, there's a lot of "new" fiction on here, which probably wouldn't be on the list, if the list was created say, ten years later. For instance, I am not convinced that The Twilight Saga, the Steig Larrson, both the Khaled Hosseinis, and the Jodi Picoult would make it to the list.

On the other hand, I'm quite surprised that books like Rebecca {Daphne du Maurier}, The Fountainhead {Ayn Rand}, The Handmaid's Tale {Margaret Atwood}, Midnight's Children {Salman Rushdie}, Disgrace {JM Coetzee}, Schindler's Ark {Thomas Keneally}, and Anne Frank's Diary didn't make it to the list - and that's just from the top of my head.

Do you think these lists are accurate? Are you surprised to see any of the books here? Which books would you add on?

Daphne du Maurier - Rebecca

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me.

So opens Daphne du Maurier's Rebecca, and it's an opening line that piques the reader's curiosity. Also, it seems to be a retrospective metaphor for the narrator's, a young girl who remains nameless, life at Manderley.

The late Mrs. Rebecca de Winter, the lady of Manderley, the wife of Maxim de Winter, the attractive tall dark-haired woman, who was politically correct and loved by one and all for her social graces, and her "breeding", inspired the title of this classic. But, she's not the narrator. In fact, the narrator is the "other woman", the new Mrs. de Winter, the new lady of Manderley, a young girl of low social standing, who is also socially awkward and shy.

Maxim de Winter meets the narrator in a hotel at Monte Carlo, while she's a companion to a rich and pretentious woman. While the woman tries her level best to charm Maxim, he is quite taken by the young narrator, and when the old lady falls ill and hires a nurse, Maxim spends a lot of time with the "companion", and they both find that they enjoy each other's company, despite the massive age difference. He never talks of Rebecca, and she never asks. She's heard the gossip about the lady of Manderley, a Manor house in Cornwall, drowning in a sailing accident, and Maxim's immediate breakdown.

When her employer decides to cut short the holiday, she runs to Maxim, who proposes marriage: she can be a companion to Mrs. Van Hopper, or she can marry him and be the lady of Manderley! She happily agrees to the latter, ignoring the fact that Maxim has never said anything about love. In fact, Mrs. Van Hopper, who the narrator has nothing but contempt for, offers the young girl a final piece of advice:

"Of course," she said, "you know why he is marrying you, don't you? You haven't flattered yourself he's in love with you?

But, the couple get married, honeymoon in Italy, and then head to the wonder that is Manderley.

Yes, there it was, the Manderley I had expected, the Manderley of my picture post-card long ago. A thing of grace and beauty, exquisite and faultless, lovelier even than I had ever dreamed, built in its hollow of smooth grassland, and mossy lawns, the terraces sloping to the gardens, and the gardens to the sea.

However, the happiness and wonder of the honeymoon ends right there, as the narrator meets the staff, who expect someone from a high social class - someone similar to Rebecca. The scornful Mrs. Danvers, who runs the household, treats the narrator with utter contempt, for, how can someone like her replace the Rebecca that Mrs. Danvers was devoted to? Her social awkwardness, her insecurities, and her mannerisms brings out the worst in Mrs. Danvers, who is excessively hostile, seemingly focusing on making the narrator's life uneasy...

How much more uneasy can you make someone who is haunted by her husband's dead wife's ghost, that she can almost see Rebecca, hear the conversations Rebecca has with the staff, with Maxim? How can she escape the past, and try out a hand at being the Lady of Manderley, when everything that she wants to do has already been done - be it cutting the flowers, or placing them neatly in a vase, for decorative purposes; be it sitting at the desk in the morning room, or going for walks with the cocker spaniel, Jasper? And, how can she compare to the beauty that was Rebecca when Maxim's own sister told her that she was nothing like Rebecca?! And, is Maxim still in love with his wife who hasn't even been dead a year?

Just as the reader comes to grip with the story line, the plot twists, and the reader (or me, at least) can't help but continuously flip the pages, and beg for more - to find out more about Rebecca; to find out more about Mrs. Danvers; and most importantly, to find out more about Maxim. The twists keeps the book interesting and gripping, and one can't help be amazed by how things pan out.

I loved the book to bits. I really did. In fact, I was due an early night yesterday, but I was up 'til the wee hours of the morning finishing this classic. The prose is descriptive and beautiful, and the story incredible. Manderley sounds heavenly, and I've spent most of my day trying to imagine what Manderley would look like, based on du Maurier's vivid descriptions. Wild flowers, gardens, the sea, the library, the "west wing", the "east wing", the works, really!

However, I did find that the narrator's character one-dimensional, and I don't think I really understood her. Maybe it's the times (the book was written in the 1930s), but, I can't help but wonder what can prompt a young girl to marry someone her father's age? Is it just the thought that there's someone out there who loves her, for she did delude herself into thinking Maxim had asked her to marry him because of love? And how can someone be so forgiving, and turn a blind eye to all their lover's flaws?

Have you read Rebecca? Or, any other DDM? What did you think of it? Would you love to live in a place like Manderley? Or, is it just not for you?

Rating: 4.5

PS: Thanks to Sandy from You've Gotta Read This for hosting the read-along. I'm running way ahead of schedule (it was meant to be 16 chapters by the 8th, and the rest of the book by the 15th), but I just couldn't stop reading! Blame du Maurier and Rebecca, not me!

Amy Tan - The Joy Luck Club

Amy Tan's debut novel, The Joy Luck Club, is the first book by her that I have read. It is also the first book I've read with strong Chinese references, so I wasn't quite sure as to what I should expect from this book. The Joy Luck Club is the story of four Chinese women who have immigrated to the United States of America, under different circumstances, and all four are attempting to bring up their daughters in America - daughters who think like Americans, despite their mothers best efforts to instil in them their Chinese culture and heritage.

The San Francisco version of the "Joy Luck Club" was set up by the late Suyuan Woo (June Woo's mother, whose death the reader learns of in the opening lines of the book), and it was a gathering of four women, with their husbands, as they played mah jong, and invested the "winnings" in the stock markets . Suayan Woo had started the same back in China, pre-immigration, during the time of the Japanese invasion, when hope was scarce, and joy minimal.

Each week, we would forget past wrongs done to us. We weren't allowed to think a bad thought. We feasted, we laughed, we played games, lost and won, we told the best stories. And each week, we could hope to be lucky. That hope was our only joy. And that's how we came to call our little parties Joy Luck.

While the stories of the daughters were typically American, with marital problems, single motherhoods, identity crises, and struggling between being American, with a Chinese exterior, the stories of the mothers were far more interesting (to me). Be it the escape from China during the war, to leaving babies on the road, with gold on the side, so that someone with a good heart could give the babies a good home. One of the mothers was forced to marry someone who was very rich, and everyone considered her to be lucky. Desperate not to let her family down, she lived up to the expectations, until, she managed to orchestrate an escape, with her new family's blessings. There are stories on losing children, of losing faith, and, being the fourth wife to a rich man, after the first husband had passed away... and how, being the fifth is better than being the fourth!

It was an interesting witty insight into a historical war-ridden China, but, I found that the daughters had very stereotypical characters, and nothing made them stand out. They were selfish, self-obsessed, and at times, it came across as though they were almost ashamed of their Chinese heritage - something one of the mothers pondered on as well. There was jealousy, rebellion and pettiness, that I found both, crass and cringeworthy. But, it was all very superficial as well, and I found that I couldn't care less about them - even if I tried. The writing, all in all, was good, and flowed naturally. It was funny, in pieces, and poignant in places. It was bleak, at times, but not bordering on complete despondence, thereby keeping the hyperbolism to the minimal - something I appreciated, for in books like these, occasionally, I find that the author gets carried away.

Have you read this book? Or, anything else by Amy Tan? What do you think of it, and would you recommend any of her other books?

Rating: 3.5

Neil Gaiman - Coraline

Coraline has just moved to a new house, and after acquainting herself with the neighbours, she sets about to 'explore' the place, for, you see, she is a self-acclaimed "explorer". She finds the well she's been warned to stay away from, just to know what to stay away from, and spends as much time outdoors as possible. However, one rainy day, she stumbles upon a door in the living room, which opens only to greet her with a brick wall. And apparently, nothing on the other side - or so Coraline's mother tells her.

However, surprise, surprise! One fine day, the brick wall disappears and Coraline finds herself in a parallel world, where the "flat" seems to be an exact replica of her flat - including Mother and Father, or the "other mother" and the "other father" - who look similar to Coraline's parents but...

Coraline went into the kitchen, where the voice had come from. A woman stood in the kitchen with her back to Coraline. She looked a little like Coraline's mother. Only...

Only her skin was white as paper.

Only she was taller and thinner.

Only her fingers were too long, and they never stopped moving, and her dark-red fingernails were curved and sharp.

"Coraline?" the woman said. "Is that you?"

And then she turned around. Her eyes were big black buttons.

Her "other" parents don't want much - they just want an obedient daughter to stay with them, and love them.... and when Coraline's ready to commit to that, they can sew the buttons on to her eyes as well! Creepy...

I loved this book, for its simplicity, innocence, and of course, the feel-good factor. It's a children's books, but the story is enjoyable for most people, and while there are bits and bobs which are predictable, one has to keep in mind the audience the book is meant to cater to. You have talking cats, spying rats, an unassuming heroine, and some great characters.

I haven't seen the movie, yet, but I do want to... might have to rent it on DVD or something.

This was my first book by Neil Gaiman, but I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for more of his works.

Rating: 4

Sunday Steals

I haven't gone on a good ol' book-hunt in a long long time. I've always been doing something or t'other over the weekends, so, when I woke up this Sunday realising I was absolutely free, with no commitments whatsoever, I headed to Leicester Square, where there are a bunch of second hand bookshops, and more oft' than not, I've stumbled on some amazing finds. Yesterday was no exception.

  1. Margaret Atwood - Oryx And Crake : I absolutely loved The Handmaid's Tale, and was quite eager to read Atwood's new book, The Year Of The Flood. However, it's supposed to be the second book in a trilogy, where Oryx And Crake is the first, so... this was a must-buy!
  2. Virginia Woolf - Mrs. Dalloway : I haven't read a single book by Virginia Woolf yet, and I intend to change that. I've always been slightly intimidated by her, so, I thought I should pick up a book, and dive in straight away.
  3. Angela Carter - The Passion Of New Eve : Yeah, I just can't get enough of Angela Carter. I have no idea how this book is going to be, but, I figured it had to be done!
  4. Peter Carey - My Life As A Fake : It's about a poet in the World War II era in Australia. Need I say more?
  5. Molly Keane - Full House : Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the blog-o-sphere who doesn't have one of those green VMCs. Plus, this one looked really interesting, and it was a total impulse buy. It doesn't seem to be very popular, but, I am actually looking forward to reading it.
  6. Neil Gaiman - Coraline : I didn't end up seeing the movie, and the book's always been so tempting. I always found an excuse to put it back on the shelf though, but, I think the time is right. Also, I haven't read a single Gaiman. Must change that.

My favourite part of this excursion was the below though, just outside a secondhand bookshop:

I can't think of a more inviting sign to a bookshop than this... and it's one of my all-time favourite quotes.

Have you read any of the above? Are there any on your TBR?

Angela Carter - Fireworks

After being absolutely delighted with The Magic Toyshop, which has probably been my favourite book this year, I picked up Fireworks, a collection of short stories by Angela Carter. At the very outset, I should say this: I'm not the biggest fan of short stories. Sure, there are exceptions, but, more often than not, I don't like them. Character build-ups aren't great, the plots are predictable, and the last grasp plot twists sometimes make me cringe. I wasn't sure what to expect with this collection, but I decided to give it a fair shot. After all, no point having preconceived notions, right?

Fireworks is a collection of nine bizarre short stories, all of which belong to the 'magical realism' genre. There are surreal stories about reflections, and mirrors, a freakish story about puppets (reminiscent of The Magic Toyshop), a scary story about children in a forest, where the plants are carnivorous. The stories touch upon topics, like incest, rape, loneliness and estrangement. The writing, as expected, is beautiful:

She sprang towards the exquisite, odoriferous tree which, at the moment, suffused in failing yet hallucinatory light the tone and intensity of liquefied amber, seemed to her brother a perfect equivalent of his sister's amazing beauty, a beauty he had never seen before that filled him, now, with ecstasy. The dark pool reflected her darkly, like an antique mirror. She raised her hand to part the leaves in search of a ripe fruit but the greenish skin seemed to warm and glow under her fingers so the first one she touched came as easily off the stem as if it had been brought to perfection by her touch.

However, I found myself reading a lot of the stories, and thinking, "what's the point of this, if any?" I can't really pinpoint what was missing, but, I just didn't enjoy this book. I am going to attribute it to the fact that short stories aren't my cup of tea. However, if you like short stories, gothic magical surrealism, and parallelisms drawn with things you identify (e.g. The Original Sin), am sure you'll like it.

Rating: 3

Jeff Lindsay - Dexter In The Dark

Dexter In The Dark is the third book in Lindsay's gripping series, and this one has probably been my favourite so far, which is saying a lot, since I've lapped these books up faster than a starving cat laps up a bowl of milk. Dexter (of the "Deadly Dimples") finds himself engaged to Rita, accidentally, and he has a wedding to plan. However, that's not what's on Dexter's mind. The inner Dark Passenger seems to have absconded, and Dexter is unable to find him, or determine why he's departed. If something's scared it off, it must be serious....

A series of heinous murders take place at the University, and Deborah, Dexter's sister, is the lead detective on the case. As usual, she relies on Dexter's unequivocal help, but due to the missing Passenger, Dexter is lost, lonely, and seems to be "in the dark", whereas earlier he found it easy enough to identify something unique about the crimes - a clue, a lead, just... something. The victims have their heads chopped off, and replaced with a bull's, and their bodies are baked crisp. Is it a cult crime? Something darker? Something more sinister?

For me, what made this book stand out, compared to its predecessors is Dexter, and him actually showing emotions: from snapping at Deborah, to acting as mentors to Rita's two kids, from showing his fears and vulnerabilities, to acting on impulse and pragmatism. And, the story itself goes back a few thousand years, to Solomon's time, and it brings to light a darker force, that has successfully scared off Dexter's inner companion, the 'thing' he fondly refers to as the Dark Passenger - but, what really is the Dark Passenger?

Rating: 4.5

Jeff Lindsay - Dearly Devoted Dexter

I'm going through a bit of a Dexter phase at the moment. I blame it on the fact that these are borrowed books, and I hate hanging on to borrowed books for too long. Plus, these books are seriously addictive, and keep you hooked on for dear life. Dexter is charming, charismatic, and committed - to killing the bad guys. He's also 'devoted' to his sister, Sergeant Deborah, and while he insists that he's not capable of feeling love, this book has a lot of "Dimpled Dexter" to the rescue references, for each time Deborah calls on him for help. He just can't say no! This book is slightly more morbid and disturbing than the first in the series: a torturer is on the loose, and he doesn't kill. Instead, he dismembers the body beyond recognition, and leaves the "living flesh" under a mirror so they can see themselves, limbless, eyeless, noseless, earless, lipless, genital-less... you get the idea, right? He gives them enough painkillers (barbiturates) to ensure they don't die of shock, and his surgical skills surpass excellence, as the wounds all seem to heal, and there's no blood involved. Dexter, in his dark humor, refers to the torturer at large as 'Dr. Dismember'.

Deborah seeks Dexter's help to prove a point to her newly-found Washington lover who has taken over the case, but Dexter just wants to be left alone. That's not the only thing on his mind, though. Sergeant Doakes has a sneaking suspicion about Dexter's "hobby", and he tails him continuously, to catch Dexter in the act. The Dark Passenger inside is contained by sheer determination and patience - but how long will it be 'til Dexter gives in to his greater power? And finally, Rita's getting really close, and has been thinking about marriage. But, Dexter, the emotionless reclusive bachelor, is not a family man...

There was nothing in the refrigerator remotely worth eating, unless you were a feral dog. Very disappointing: Dexter is a healthy boy with a high metabolism, and facing what was sure to be a difficult day on an empty stomach was not a happy thought. I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

Ah, well. Dauntless Dexter would make a sacrifice once again. Pure nobility of spirit, and I expect no thanks, but one does what one must.

I don't know, but with his dark sense of humor, and his supreme intelligence, it's actually hard not to get fond of Dexter, despite questioning some aspects of his moral code, which he strictly adheres to, even if it is at his own inconvenience. The more I read, the more addicted I am. One more book at hand...

Rating: 4

Strange Reading Places

So, what's the strangest place you've read a book? The reason I ask is... I've had two strange places in two days, and subsequently, a lot of people have been giving me strange looks. In my defence, I was engrossed in the world of Darkly Dreaming Dexter, and I really couldn't wait to find out what happened next. Place 1: I had tickets to the Coldplay concert last evening, and because we were in the free seating/pitch standing area, we got there relatively early, to ensure we had good places. The supporting acts were Girls Aloud and Jay-Z - neither inspired much, for I don't do pop, and I don't do rap! Now, while Girls Aloud were performing (if you can call it that), I decided to bury my nose in the book, and block the really bad music (in my opinion) out, which resulted in people giving me really bizarre looks. Coldplay, on the other hand, were fantastic entertainers, and if you ever get a chance to go to one of their gigs, do! I love Chris Martin! :)

Place 2: Today was a lovely day, and I was craving a milkshake. Now, when I want a milkshake, I WANT A MILKSHAKE! You can say I have a bit of a problem. Anyway, I had about seventy pages of Darkly Dreaming Dexter remaining, but I really wanted that milkshake. So, I walked from home to the milkshake place, and as it was a thirty-minute walk, I thought it made sense to read and walk. I could've taken the tube, but that would've taken longer than walking, and there's no direct bus route... so walking did make sense. And, as I've already mentioned, it was a lovely day.... but, people looked at me funny. I didn't get honked at, though, nor did I fall over something, so all in all, it was a good day... and, I did finish the book!

How about you? Or, are you more sensible, and less likely to walk the streets of London, with a milkshake in one hand, and a page-turner in the other?

Jeff Lindsay - Darkly Dreaming Dexter

I'm guessing that most of you must have heard of Dexter (the TV show is really popular at the moment) - Blood spatter specialist by day, serial killer by night? But, he's a serial killer with a conscience - you see, he only kills the people who deserve to die. The pedophiles, the rapists, the evil nurse.

And, he does it artfully. Neatly. Covers his tracks, and makes sure he's never caught. Because that's what Harry taught him - Harry, his foster father, who is now dead, but his voice still echoes in Dexter's head, as a guiding light. Dexter has an inner Dark Passenger that takes over, and leaves him with an urge to kill. Harry, an ex-cop, did understand that, and inculcated in Dexter the moral code: Kill only those who deserve to die. He also taught Dexter the basics, to ensure he was never caught: fit in, dress well, have a normal job, have a girlfriend, and always cover your traces.

The book is written in first person, narrated by Dexter. In the first book of this series, another serial killer is in town, and his practices and methods seem to mirror Dexter's. All the blood is drained, the bodies are cut into numerous "neat" pieces, and disposed off in garbage disposal bags. Deborah, Dexter's foster sister, is an aspiring detective, and she seeks Dexter's help, for Dexter seems to have a "knack" to figure out these crimes. Dexter, on the other hand, needs to figure out if he wants to get "emotionally involved" with this serial killer, or help his sister, who's been having a hard time, courtesy another detective on the force.

What would I do? I need to decide now, before I get too helpful for Deborah. I could help her solve this, absolutely, no one better. Nobody else was even moving in the right direction. But did I want to help? Did I want this killer arrested? Or did I want to find him and stop him myself? Beyond this - oh, nagging little thought - did I even want him to stop?

As the killings increase, Dexter finds himself more involved, so much so that he thinks that the killer on the loose is speaking to him directly, or, that he's losing his mind. Which one is it?

By no means is this book perfect - the plot is not the strongest, and it's not a literary masterpiece. However, the book is a page-turner, like no other. Dexter's character is amazing, and sometimes, I had to avert my eyes from the page and shake my head, because I really couldn't believe what I was reading. It's funny, serious, and point-blank. Dexter doesn't really mince words.

By four-thirty in the morning, the priest was all cleaned up. I felt a lot better. I always did, after. Killing makes me feel good. It works the knots out of darling Dexter's dark schemata.

If you like page-turners, that are slightly dark, slightly disturbing, go ahead and pick this up. You will not be disappointed, for Dexter really is unforgettable, and, in his own way, he's charismatic as well!

Rating: 3.5